Dear.

Well.

I suppose that, among other things, I am trying to Convert the World in to readin The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan (read it). I think (read) it is extremally good, I do. So, there you have (read) it.

Ni!

Well, Well: What the Hell.

Alrighty. I've heard of these thingites before. And, now I've me got me one, yes?

Mad, aren't I?

If any one does see this, I'm happy to let you know that I intend on putting some of my Philosophies and Works on here.

And, why not?

Indeed.

Well, that's all Für now.

—Fake crab is Pollock.